Kurt: hey guys! welcome! carri e, I got your text last night but was too lazy to respond. hope it's cool if i call you today

Kyle: hey, dude. who has their very own website? seriously. kurt-anderson? didn't all these get gobbled up by nerds in the mid-90s? [...]

Kurt: heh heh.. yeah. i had to kill someone for it. shhh! don't tell anyone